Close X
Wednesday, January 1, 2025
ADVT 
India

Jaspal Bhatti’s Nonsense Club Launches ‘Coaching Classes’ For Lok Sabha Polls

Darpan News Desk IANS, 08 Apr, 2019 09:08 PM

    Inaugurating the coaching centre, Savita Bhatti, member, Nonsense Club, said these classes were the need of the hour.

     

    Like for entrance into the civil services and professional colleges, politics has become the most profitable business, she quipped.


    With the opening of this coaching centre, the voters and the leaders will be educated in the latest trends in voting and elections, she said.


    Our experienced faculty of Vinod Sharma, Pummy Sidhu, Gurtej Tej and Arwinder Bedi will be teaching the voters how to sell their votes to the most lucrative bidder.


    They should not be tempted to sell their votes to the first person that comes along, she said and added ’Apni zidd pai adey raho’ will be the motto.


    Vinod Sharma, co founder of Nonsense Club, said everyday there is a change in a leader’s status.


    One day he’s in party a, the other day in party b, the third day in party c and fourth day he launches a new party d, he said.


    These ’dal badlu’ leaders are the life and soul of the elections and for the first 100 of them we have early bird discounts, he said.


    The leaders will also be taught to speak eloquently on topics by our ladies wing of Pummy Sidhu and Arwinder Bedi, he said.

     

    MORE India ARTICLES

    Rajasthan Congress MLA Divya Maderna Tells Woman Sarpanch To Sit On Floor, Video Goes Viral

    The village head, Chandu Devi, said being a woman, she did not expect such behaviour from a female public representative.

    Rajasthan Congress MLA Divya Maderna Tells Woman Sarpanch To Sit On Floor, Video Goes Viral

    Likened To Indira As She Is Still Loved: Priyanka

    Congress General Secretary Priyanka Gandhi on Tuesday said that people compared her looks with her grandmother Indira Gandhi as they still remember the late Prime Minister with respect for the work she had done for them.

    Likened To Indira As She Is Still Loved: Priyanka

    Amarinder Singh Ridicules PM Modi's 'Chowkidar' Campaign

    Amarinder Singh Ridicules PM Modi's 'Chowkidar' Campaign
    "Such slogans do not help fill the stomachs of our poor people, they do not give jobs to our youth," Amarinder Singh said.

    Amarinder Singh Ridicules PM Modi's 'Chowkidar' Campaign

    Saw Her Lie Motionless: Kerala Man's Wife Killed In New Zealand Attack

    Recounting the horrible attack, Abdul Nazer told CNN that he and Ansi Alibava were seated separately inside the mosque -- men sat on the left, women on the right.

    Saw Her Lie Motionless: Kerala Man's Wife Killed In New Zealand Attack

    'Can't Feed Birds From Balcony,' Supreme Court Tells Flat Owner

    The top court refused to interfere with an order restraining a woman from feeding birds from her balcony flat in a high rise building in Mumbai.

    'Can't Feed Birds From Balcony,' Supreme Court Tells Flat Owner

    Kartarpur Corridor: India, Pakistan Hold Technical Talks, Discuss Coordinates

    India and Pakistan on Tuesday held a meeting of technical experts to discuss issues related to the Kartarpur corridor, including its alignment, coordinates, and other engineering aspects of the proposed crossing points, sources said.

    Kartarpur Corridor: India, Pakistan Hold Technical Talks, Discuss Coordinates