Close X
Wednesday, January 15, 2025
ADVT 
India

Jaspal Bhatti’s Nonsense Club Launches ‘Coaching Classes’ For Lok Sabha Polls

Darpan News Desk IANS, 08 Apr, 2019 09:08 PM

    Inaugurating the coaching centre, Savita Bhatti, member, Nonsense Club, said these classes were the need of the hour.

     

    Like for entrance into the civil services and professional colleges, politics has become the most profitable business, she quipped.


    With the opening of this coaching centre, the voters and the leaders will be educated in the latest trends in voting and elections, she said.


    Our experienced faculty of Vinod Sharma, Pummy Sidhu, Gurtej Tej and Arwinder Bedi will be teaching the voters how to sell their votes to the most lucrative bidder.


    They should not be tempted to sell their votes to the first person that comes along, she said and added ’Apni zidd pai adey raho’ will be the motto.


    Vinod Sharma, co founder of Nonsense Club, said everyday there is a change in a leader’s status.


    One day he’s in party a, the other day in party b, the third day in party c and fourth day he launches a new party d, he said.


    These ’dal badlu’ leaders are the life and soul of the elections and for the first 100 of them we have early bird discounts, he said.


    The leaders will also be taught to speak eloquently on topics by our ladies wing of Pummy Sidhu and Arwinder Bedi, he said.

     

    MORE India ARTICLES

    Punjabis In Shillong Urge Guv To Disband Panel For Trying To ‘Displace’ Them

    The government set up a high-level committee headed by Deputy Chief Minister Prestone Tyngsong to consider all aspects of the violence that took place earlier this year

    Punjabis In Shillong Urge Guv To Disband Panel For Trying To ‘Displace’ Them

    1984 Massacre Case: Sajjan Kumar Moves HC Seeking Time Till Jan 31 To Surrender

    Kumar, who was directed by the high court on Monday to surrender before authorities by December 31, sought more time saying he has to settle family affairs.

    1984 Massacre Case: Sajjan Kumar Moves HC Seeking Time Till Jan 31 To Surrender

    66% Indians Travel To Become Social Media Influencers, Bloggers: Study

    66% Indians Travel To Become Social Media Influencers, Bloggers: Study
    A new research on Thursday revealed that 66 per cent of Indians see travel as a potential opportunity to earn a living as a social media influencer

    66% Indians Travel To Become Social Media Influencers, Bloggers: Study

    Death Of Cow Given More Significance Than That Of Police Officer: Naseeruddin Shah

    The veteran actor also expressed anxiety over the well-being of his children, who he said have not been brought up as followers of any particular religion.

    Death Of Cow Given More Significance Than That Of Police Officer: Naseeruddin Shah

    Madam Did Everything: Watch Hamid Ansari's Mom Thank Sushma Swaraj For Son’s Return From Pakistan

    Now, Ansari stood before Sushma Swaraj, India's external affairs minister, and his mother Fauzia was overwhelmed.

    Madam Did Everything: Watch Hamid Ansari's Mom Thank Sushma Swaraj For Son’s Return From Pakistan

    India Puts Into Orbit Military Satellite For IAF

    India Puts Into Orbit Military Satellite For IAF
    After a 26-hour countdown, the GSLV-F11, carrying the 2,250 kg GSAT-7A, lifted off at 4.10 pm from the second launch pad at Sriharikota, situated about 110 km from Chennai.

    India Puts Into Orbit Military Satellite For IAF