Close X
Tuesday, January 14, 2025
ADVT 
India

Jaspal Bhatti’s Nonsense Club Launches ‘Coaching Classes’ For Lok Sabha Polls

Darpan News Desk IANS, 08 Apr, 2019 09:08 PM

    Inaugurating the coaching centre, Savita Bhatti, member, Nonsense Club, said these classes were the need of the hour.

     

    Like for entrance into the civil services and professional colleges, politics has become the most profitable business, she quipped.


    With the opening of this coaching centre, the voters and the leaders will be educated in the latest trends in voting and elections, she said.


    Our experienced faculty of Vinod Sharma, Pummy Sidhu, Gurtej Tej and Arwinder Bedi will be teaching the voters how to sell their votes to the most lucrative bidder.


    They should not be tempted to sell their votes to the first person that comes along, she said and added ’Apni zidd pai adey raho’ will be the motto.


    Vinod Sharma, co founder of Nonsense Club, said everyday there is a change in a leader’s status.


    One day he’s in party a, the other day in party b, the third day in party c and fourth day he launches a new party d, he said.


    These ’dal badlu’ leaders are the life and soul of the elections and for the first 100 of them we have early bird discounts, he said.


    The leaders will also be taught to speak eloquently on topics by our ladies wing of Pummy Sidhu and Arwinder Bedi, he said.

     

    MORE India ARTICLES

    Debt-Ridden Patiala Farmer Gurmel Singh Hangs Self To Death

    Debt-Ridden Patiala Farmer Gurmel Singh Hangs Self To Death
    A 40-year-old debt-ridden farmer allegedly committed suicide by hanging himself from a ceiling fan on Sunday evening at Kakrala village in Nabha block, Patiala.

    Debt-Ridden Patiala Farmer Gurmel Singh Hangs Self To Death

    Gangster Gurpreet Kaka Who Shot Dead Man Last Diwali Arrested In Jalandhar

    The arrested gangster has been identified as Gurpreet alias Kaka, 20. An illegal pistol, live cartridges and two magazines were also seized.

    Gangster Gurpreet Kaka Who Shot Dead Man Last Diwali Arrested In Jalandhar

    Punjab Seeks Canada’s Cooperation For Animal Husbandry Sector

    The Punjab Government on Tuesday sought Canada’s cooperation for the development of animal husbandry sector in the state.    

    Punjab Seeks Canada’s Cooperation For Animal Husbandry Sector

    No Photography Inside Golden Temple Complex

    No Photography Inside Golden Temple Complex
    The SGPC has banned videography and photography on Golden Temple premises.

    No Photography Inside Golden Temple Complex

    Indian SC Constitutes 5-Judge Constitution Bench For Ayodhya

    Indian SC Constitutes 5-Judge Constitution Bench For Ayodhya
    A five-Judge Constitution bench of the Supreme Court headed by Chief Justice Ranjan Gogoi has been constituted to hear the title suit in the Ram Janmabhoomi-Babri Masjid Ayodhya case, which will begin hearing on January 10.

    Indian SC Constitutes 5-Judge Constitution Bench For Ayodhya

    'It's Back': Keep Calm and Read Smriti Irani's New Monday Motivation Post on Instagram

    'It's Back': Keep Calm and Read Smriti Irani's New Monday Motivation Post on Instagram
    This time, she seems to have decided to smile her way into the first Monday of 2019 - with only a hashtag betraying her true feelings.

    'It's Back': Keep Calm and Read Smriti Irani's New Monday Motivation Post on Instagram