Monday, October 21, 2019
ADVT 
India

Jaspal Bhatti’s Nonsense Club Launches ‘Coaching Classes’ For Lok Sabha Polls

Darpan News Desk IANS, 08 Apr, 2019
  • Jaspal Bhatti’s Nonsense Club Launches ‘Coaching Classes’ For Lok Sabha Polls

Inaugurating the coaching centre, Savita Bhatti, member, Nonsense Club, said these classes were the need of the hour.

 

Like for entrance into the civil services and professional colleges, politics has become the most profitable business, she quipped.


With the opening of this coaching centre, the voters and the leaders will be educated in the latest trends in voting and elections, she said.


Our experienced faculty of Vinod Sharma, Pummy Sidhu, Gurtej Tej and Arwinder Bedi will be teaching the voters how to sell their votes to the most lucrative bidder.


They should not be tempted to sell their votes to the first person that comes along, she said and added ’Apni zidd pai adey raho’ will be the motto.


Vinod Sharma, co founder of Nonsense Club, said everyday there is a change in a leader’s status.


One day he’s in party a, the other day in party b, the third day in party c and fourth day he launches a new party d, he said.


These ’dal badlu’ leaders are the life and soul of the elections and for the first 100 of them we have early bird discounts, he said.


The leaders will also be taught to speak eloquently on topics by our ladies wing of Pummy Sidhu and Arwinder Bedi, he said.

 

MORE India ARTICLES

Don’t Play With Fire: Mehbooba Mufti Warns BJP On Article 370

Don’t Play With Fire: Mehbooba Mufti Warns BJP On Article 370

The former chief minister was reacting to the Bharatiya Janata Party's manifesto, in which the party has reiterated its commitment to abrogate Article 370 and annul Article 35A of the Constitution.

 

Don’t Play With Fire: Mehbooba Mufti Warns BJP On Article 370

Respect Earned By Modi For Country Exceeded What PMs From My Own Family Did: Varun Gandhi

Respect Earned By Modi For Country Exceeded What PMs From My Own Family Did: Varun Gandhi

"Some in my family have also been prime ministers but the respect that Narendra Modi has earned for the nation was never done before," said Gandhi, who is contesting the ongoing Lok Sabha polls from neighbouring Pilibhit, represented by his mother and Union minister Maneka Gandhi.

 

Respect Earned By Modi For Country Exceeded What PMs From My Own Family Did: Varun Gandhi

Indian Air Force Shows Radar Image Of Pak F-16 Being Shot Down During February Skirmish

Indian Air Force Shows Radar Image Of Pak F-16 Being Shot Down During February Skirmish

Holding a second briefing in two days, IAF's assistant chief of staff Operstions (space) R.G.K. Kapoor said that multiple evidences show that two aircraft went down on February 27 a day after IAF carried out air strikes on Jaish-e-Mohammad (JeM) camp in Pakistan's Balakot.

 

Indian Air Force Shows Radar Image Of Pak F-16 Being Shot Down During February Skirmish

Main Bhi Chowkidar' Films Are Hit In Rural UP

Main Bhi Chowkidar' Films Are Hit In Rural UP

A number of government welfare schemes like Ujjwala find mention in these five-minute documentaries that also talk about border security and creation of a new India.

Main Bhi Chowkidar' Films Are Hit In Rural UP

Stranded Indian Expatriate Leaves Saudi Arabia

Stranded Indian Expatriate Leaves Saudi Arabia

Rajan Palakkundu Parambil, a 53-year-old worker from Malappuram in Kerala, was employed by a contracting company in Najran, a Saudi city that shares a border with Yemen, the Saudi Gazette reported.

 

 

Stranded Indian Expatriate Leaves Saudi Arabia

Technical Meeting On Kartarpur Corridor On April 16: Pakistan

Technical Meeting On Kartarpur Corridor On April 16: Pakistan


“We expect positivity from India so that the corridor becomes reality for 550th celebrations,” he further said.

Technical Meeting On Kartarpur Corridor On April 16: Pakistan

PrevNext